A Prayer For the Stressed

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change.

The courage to change the things I cannot accept.

And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off..

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work....

12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, 5% on Fridays

And help me to remember....When I'm having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,

That it takes 42 muscles to frown....and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.