A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for
his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and
says, "OK old fart, time for you to retire."
The old rooster replies,
"Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has
done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?"
The young rooster says, "Beat it! you are washed up and I am taking over."
The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse.
Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop."
The young rooster laughs, "You know you don't stand a chance old man, so just to
be fair I will give you a head start."
The old rooster takes off running. About 15
seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the
front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is
already about 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The
farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he
sees the roosters running by. He grabs up his shotgun and BOOM! He blows the
young rooster to bits.
The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, "Dammit
third gay rooster I bought this month."
Moral of this story.......Don't mess with the OLD FARTS-----age and
treachery will always overcome youth and skill!