How Blonde Was She?

She was soooooooooooooo blonde...

She tripped over a cordless phone.
She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because
it said "concentrate".
She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
She thought General Motors was in the army.
She sold the car for gas money!
At the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she put
"Sagittarius".
It takes her two hours to watch "60 Minutes".
She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On
Phonics."
She tried to drown a fish.
She got stabbed in a shoot-out.
She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home,
she moved.
She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.