Employee Evaluation

(Be sure to read through to the bottom...)

1  Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2  hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
3  wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
4  thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
5  finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6  measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7  breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8  vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9  knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
10  classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
11  dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
12  promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13  executed as soon as possible.

That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines.