A selection of Christmas carols for your dysfunctional friends

1. SCHIZOPHRENIA:
Do you Hear What I Hear?

2. MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER:
We Three Queens Disoriented Are

3. DEMENTIA:
I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas

4. NARCISSISTIC:
Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. MANIC:
Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Store and
Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants
and

6. PARANOID:
Santa Clause is Coming to Get Me

7. PERSONALITY DISORDER:
You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

8. DEPRESSION:
Sing Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely

9. OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER:
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock
(better start again)

10. PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE PEROSNALITY:
On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me (and then took it all
away)

11. BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER:
Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire