A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small
rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do
nothing all day long?"
The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the
ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared,
jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story is: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
"I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,"
sighed the turkey,"but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied
"They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump
of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach
the first branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the
second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly
perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a
farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there!