Cat Bathing 101
HOW TO BATHE A CAT
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the
toilet water, and have both lids lifted.
3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you
carry him towards the bathroom.
4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the
toilet and close both lids
(you may need to stand on the lid so that he
cannot escape).
CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too
close to the edge, as his paws will be
reaching out for any purchase they
can find.
The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds.
Never mind the noises that come from your toilet,
the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This
provides a "power wash" and "rinse",
which I have found to be quite effective.
6. Have someone open the door to the outside
and ensure that there are no people between
the toilet and the outside door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can,
and quickly lift both lids.
8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the
toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.
Sincerely,
The Dog