1. A good pun is like a good steak: a rare medium well done.
2. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. -- Dorothy Parker
3. Mahatma Gandhi never wore anything on his feet, and he ate so little that he developed delicate health and bad breath. The result was a super-callused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis.
4. Better watch out, or my karma will run over your dogma.
5. One frog croaks to the other, "Time's fun when you're having flies!"