A married man and his secretary were having
a torrid affair. One afternoon they couldn't
contain their passion, so they rushed
over to her place where they spent the
afternoon making passionate love.
When they were finished, they fell asleep,
not waking until 8 o'clock. They got dressed
quickly. Then the man told his secretary to
take his shoes outside and rub them on the lawn.
Bewildered, she did as he asked
thinking him pretty weird.
The man finally got home and his wife
met him at the door. Upset, she asked where he'd been.
The man replied, "I cannot tell a lie. My secretary
and I are having an affair. Today we left work
early, went to her place, spent the afternoon
making love, and then fell asleep. That's why I'm late."
The wife looked at him, took notice of his
shoes and yelled, "I can see those are grass
stains on your shoes. You damn liar!
You've been playing golf again, haven't you?"