Want to find out a funny Nickname for yourself based on your real name?

Type your names below (any capitalization should work)and click  GO!   To play again, hit  RESET!

(FYI, These were the original instructions via email:   Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose...
Follow the instructions to find your funny name.  (Use the third (3rd) letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name, the second (2nd) letter of your last name to determine the first half of your NEW last name, and the fourth (4th) letter of your last name to determine the second half of your NEW last name.)   The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey.   The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names.  Now when you forward this, use your new name as the title of the "subject line" and don't forget to fwd it to the person who sent it to you.)

Some examples:   George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.  And to be fair, we should publish Al Gore's new name, too:  Lumpy Burgertush.
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